i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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