I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
