yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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