Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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