Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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