You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
