no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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