So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
please come you make the beer taste better
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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