We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It's Friday. Sex?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
accomplished twins. life is a go
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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