it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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