so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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