So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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