omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just cut my nipple shaving
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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