I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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