your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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