this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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