marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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