We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize
