its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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