i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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