so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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