I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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