I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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