Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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