So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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