fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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