Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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