fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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