fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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