is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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