i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my being single is dangerous.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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