She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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