It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
whose parrot is this?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
