how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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