This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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