And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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