so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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