I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Drake has all the answers
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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