talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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