she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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