oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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