all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Enjoy the penises
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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