Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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