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is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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