I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Two words: blizzard sex
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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