so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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