THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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