um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't deserve a penis
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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