id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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