he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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