you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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